3D, PNG, parallax, stereograms, complaining...

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says? "Where in the hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once in a while I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my hand; and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." (another cut and past job)........

An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out, "Hey boy, Whittier got there?" Boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire," Old man says, "what you gonna do with that?" Boy says, "Gonna catch some chickens," Old man yells, "you damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old man yells out "Hey boy, Whittier got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of duct tape." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks...

What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed floaties...

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Collected off the internets :)

Three men visit the mountain of wishes where, if you jump off and say your wish you'll get it. So the first guy jumps and says I wanna be famous, POOF he's famous. The second guy jumps and says I wanna be rich, POOF he's a trillionaire. Finally, the third guy goes trips over a stick and says shit. As he hits the bottom he lands in a pile of shit. Collected from the Internets :)